To be honest I kind of forgot about you. I had forgotten how much control you can lose in such a little amount of time. Air seems so distant and the world seems so heavy, crushing down on your every breath. I need to remember how to control it and how to breathe… I can’t keep scaring him.
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Stop faking your fucking orgasms. Society already tells young men that they run the fucking universe - if they can’t turn your cunt into a shooting star then for god’s sake, let them know about it.
Here is a side by side comparison of how The New York Times has profiled Michael Brown — an 18 year old black boy gunned down by police — and how they profiled Ted Bundy, one of the most prolific serial killers of all time.
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Seriously, if you’re against breastfeeding in public, you best be pitching a fit over lingerie ads, bikini ads and Mardi Gras, too.
Otherwise, you’re full of shit and you’re just mad at the possibility that DFAB people will “display their tits” with no intention to appease the straight male sexual appetite.
if you knew me in 7th grade I’m sorry
Classic Vanilla Cheescake, so awesome!
Guys I made this!! (: p.s. check out his blog so that maybe he will post more deliciousness
Damn she put it all out there….
Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”
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lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”
“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”
“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”
The best kind of alcohol is a lot.
me as a parent
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